Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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