Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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