Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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