we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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