Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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