im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
What drink are we having for lunch?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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