Do you still have your period?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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