ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
It's shark week go big or go home
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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