can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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