I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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