I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
My breasts were aching with rage.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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