I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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