But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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