So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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