worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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