I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
i think i just lost a toe
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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