i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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