another moral hangover. fuck.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you would pick up someone in the library
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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