yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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