well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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