I am in a vortex of obligation.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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