i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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