when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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