can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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