She said her name was "party"
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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