i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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