Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
