It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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