Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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