what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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