yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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