So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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