For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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