question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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