Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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