They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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