Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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