I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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