I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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