Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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