i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Randomize
