I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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