Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Panties = found
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
