I hate your face
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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