did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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