Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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