she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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