how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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