He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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