TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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