He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
