Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Randomize
