i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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