It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
